I am ashamed.
Not only did I miss the last guild night of the year, four officer promotions, a glow fest that could light up Kansas, and this year's Christmas Picture, Dueces style, but I didn't even tell anyone I was going to be gone so much.
I belatedly report my afkness. I have been over at my gf's house all week just spending time when I have it. I have been so busy having so much fun and relaxation I never made it on here to type this exact thing up until tonight.
I hope everyone will have the grandest of Holidays without the pants. I know it is hard, but you will all manage

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However, I make that sound worse than it is (I have fun) because I should be back on tomorrow and throughout Christmas.
For some future sadness, the week after Christmas, you know, New Years, I am going to be gone that whole week too. So the pants are going to be MIA through the holidays a lot just like I am sure a lot of you will be too.
Happy Holidays and I'll see you on the flip side.