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Since everyone will be restless until kickoff, I thought I'd start the day with a few football related jokes. I'll pick on the Vikings - but you are all welcome to use these on your own team too. Add to these if you know any:
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Vikings.
Q: What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How do you keep a Vikings player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
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