The mods had a wonderful time checking out these entries 
And did they laugh? 
I'll say they did.
Enough so that the following got
Kid Heartbreaker
Arrgh! Who put Starch in me shirt?
Bartholomew Foulsteel
I'm strong to the finich 'cuz I eats me spinach!
Deadeye Liz
I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
djr_8fan
I should be the new Brawny guy. After all, I am the quicker picker upper. Right, ladies??
Eliza Creststeel
Hallo, my name ees Mark Blueratte... you keel my father... prepare to die!
Jade Dreadbones
I shouldn't have had that second bran muffin!
Babidi
Shiver me timbers! My face is stuck like this!
Stay tuned for another contest in April.