Got a couple screenies myself. I did a little work with this one.
Might have to with this too.
And now, for scientific purposes I present Evolution of Pirates. From the right, the laying pirate progresses to the sleeping pirate a long stage in pirate evolution, and finally, on the left, we have Piratus Straightspinus, pirates as we know them today.
The only problem with Piratus Straightspinus is that they seem to be prone to random fits of dancing in the sunrise.