[Basil Dreadflint]

Originally Posted by Jessica

Awwwwwwwh, thanks, guys! I worked throughout college, Basil, so it took me 2.5 years to do my A.A. and another 2.5 for my B.S. to total 5 years of college, so I was definitely on the 5-year plan, haha.

And I'm not a greedy little gal; I'll still only ask for $5, though I'm worth, like... $20. DOUBTFUL!

I'm taking the first year out easy to build up a professional portfolio complete with uber letters of recommendation from professors and past employers alike so I can secure a job that I would really like. Best of Luck, Sweetie!

And yes, I'm sorry to say it, but ya'll will be seeing a lot more of my purdy 'lil mug, so stock up on your Prozac, Basil... I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!Oh, Joy. More AFK Jess hanging around. We'll all be sure to throw croutons at you while you sleep.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

See comments in red.