Ahem. Dear Pirate Lord,
Welcome to POF. Here are the essentials you need to know:
1. Always hide your rum ( Crestshot will steal it)
2. Read everything that Skirata posts ( and do the opposite )
3. If you hang out with Nate you will go mad
4. Jules will pick your pocket
5. Del will make you do activities until your pirate drops dead from exhaustion.
6. Angel's laugh is fake ( she had plastic surgery to get a permasmile)
7. Don't sail with Seafox unless you are a REALLY good swimmer.
8. Pirate J is... well ah... UM.. WELLL he's PJ.
I, however, am the knowledgeable peaceloving rum sharing poster. If you need help, PM me any time ( except this weekend I will be at the lake )
If you need cash, just meet me in game ( except on days that end in Y )
Here -- have a cookie..
Attachment 2644 on the house!