Is the Grog Blog something that really needs to be taken this seriously? Not the blog itself. The comments. I mean the game is made by the Walt Disney Company, it is rated 10+ and, yet, we are surprised when children come and play and act like children? And use poor grammar?
I have looked at the comments to find the Admin posts. They are, for the most part, all the same nonsense.
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Originally Posted by Random Grog Blog Admin
Right you are (insert pirate name)! That (insert enemy name) is surely up to no good. Hopefully we can find (insert enemy name/weapon/picnic items) and get the upper hand. Surely if we meet (in battle/as friends/at the picnic) we will be (victorious/no longer hungry/covered in mustard)!
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If anyone has learned something new from a Grog Blog comment, please tell us about it. Personally, I will stick with
P.O.F..
As for grammar? It's the Internet. But here is my quick Pirate's Internet Guide to Spelling or,
P.I.G.S.
- THERE doesn't equal THEIR which doesn't equal THEY'RE
- THEN doesn't equal THAN
- TO doesn't equal TOO which doesn't equal TWO
- YOUR doesn't equal YOU'RE
- Text Lingo is best left to texting (OMG ROFL TXT U L8ER KK)
- The little dot at the end of a sentence is called a PERIOD. Use 'em!
- Three periods = an ELLIPSE. Ellipses are best left to experts.
- Commas, don't have, to go, between every, other, word. When in doubt? Leave it out.
- One word. PARAGRAPHS.
Follow those simple 4th grade rules and the other stuff is cake. Spell the big words wrong and no one cares. We chalk it up to typos.
With tongue firmly in cheek, I bid you "Good Day."
Semper Fidelis.