[charle88]

I'm horrible at captions, but here is my attempt.

Undead Grenadier: Okay, we seem to be at the right location...Hey! Is that who I think it is!?
Undead Brigand:Yeah, I see him too! It's that one guy from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
Undead Grenadier: Who was he again? Uh, John Crow? No. Jack Falcon...no
Undead Brigand: I think it was Jack Sparrow!
Undead Grenadier: Oh yeah! Hi Jack Sparrow!
Undead Brigand:Yeah what he said!
Jack Sparrow:Please no autographs!
Undead Brigand: We're not here for autographs! We have been sent by Jolly Roger to assassinate a certian man...
Undead Grenadier: (slaps Brigand) Don't tell him about our secret missions!
Undead Brigand: oh yeah! (shouts to everybody) NEVER MIND!! WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE JOLLY ROGER DID NOT SEND US ON A SECRET MISSION!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WALKING CORPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOCK!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Facepalms)
Undead Brigand:Hee hee! They don't suspect a thing!
Shipwright: I heard that!
Undead Brigand: No you didn't!
Undead Grenadier: Yes he did! The whole town heard you!
Undead Brigand: Oh they did? Uh... ATTENTION!!!
Undead Grenadier: (Groans and shakes head)
Undead Brigand: NONE OF YOU HEARD WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! NONE OF YOU HEARD ANYTHING!! NOW JUST GO BACK TO YOUR REGULAR BUSINESS SO WE CAN WORK ON OUR SECRET MISSION HANDED OUT TO US BY JOLLY ROGER!!!
Undead Grenadier: Great, now the whole town nows! Why was I assigned to you?
Undead Brigand: Well excuse me if Jolly Roger chooses by throwing name-cards in the air and picking up a random one!
Jack: Uh, I could help you find the person on which you are looking for. Who my that lucky or unlucky boy/and/or gal be? I do have a hunch that you're looking for someone I personally know..
Undead Brigand: We can't tell you, it's a secret.
Jack Sparrow: IWell I do not want to interfere with your quest then. I bid you a farewell! (runs away)
Undead Grenadier:Okaaay, now back to business...Jolly Roger wants us to find a guy called Johnny Depp...The compass star is saying that our target s moving away from us...
Undead Brigand:We've looked everywhere and we still can't find him! Where could he be?