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Do you have a long-haired cat? The short-haired ones can't be trusted. No rabbits either.
Honestly it goes along the lines of how men were shanghai'd back in the old days. A few drinks and suddenly *THUNK* -- You're on the next vessel to the high seas without a farthing to call your mum. Except there were no phones back then. I suppose a homing pigeon would be out of the question, unless you jury rigged some wings from spare planks and tied them to a rat. Course he wouldn't get too far to home. Unless Davy Jones' locker counts.
What was the question? Oh! Moderators.... I stand by my shanghai analogy.
On the serious side, one should not seek to become a mod. It's more work than many realize. If by chance someone is approached, run for the hills!!!!
(the rum is soooooo worth it though)
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