[Machazzard]

Here's my attempt:

Skeleton 1: SPARRROOOOWWWWW!!!!!
Jack: The intensity of the hearsay prior, without proper aquiescence at the initiation of a "could-have-been" conversation, has left me to esteem that you are not worth me time, savvy? Say, have ye seen my rum?
Skeleton 2: Quit the drunken rambling pirate, you're coming with us.
Jack: Aye, but my rum, once recovered is to stay at my side.
Skeleton(s) 1 & 2: *pull out weapons*
Jack: Well, mates, I have one word for you.......... por que?, parlelellyleloooo..., par...kour? , partner, par... snip, parsley...
Skeleton 1: Might ye be thinking of "Parley"?
Jack: That's the one... Parley!
Skeleton 2: We stopped following the pirate code centuries ago.... *laughs evilly*
Jack: It's settled than. I must be off, I hear my, umm... father, yes father, calling.... *unsheathes his sword and edges toward the end of the dock*
Skeleton 2: We all know your father isn't calling, being he is constantly lost and you can never seem to find him on your own.
Jack: You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Cap... *falls into the water*
Dockworker: He is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack [From a distance]: But you have heard of me.