[muffin pirate]

Here is My Attempt

*Undead Zap In*

Undead 1: Where are we?
Undead 2: I don't feel so good....
Undead 1 to Townsfolk: You, Fleshie, Where are We?
Townsfolk: In the middle of a Photo Shop.
Undead 1 & 2: Photo Shoot!
They *Flex*
Undead 1: Who's Buff? I AM!
Undead 2: Wait, Photo Shop ye say?
*Undead 2 Stops Undead 1*
Undead 2: It's a Photo Shop!!!
*Jack gets zapped in*
Jack: Where am I?
Everyone: *Murmurs* Who is that? Who's That?
Undead 1 to Undead 2: Who's That?
Undead 2: Beats Me
Undead 1 to Jack: Who are you?
*Jack Looks Around*
Jack: Who Am I?
*Crowd Looking Confused*
Jack (Hurt): I'mmm Captain Jack Sparrow
Undead 1 & 2: Jack $-$
Undead 1: You Stop There!
*Jack Runs to The End of the Dock*
*Jack Makes a Crude Escape Route*
Undead 2: You're Mad
Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
*Two Seconds Later*
Jack: This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Cap..... AHH!
*Jack Falls Off Deck*

The End!