Skeleton without pistol: "Are you sure it is him?"
Skeleton with pistol looks closer
Skeleton with pistol: "Positive."
Skeletons walk towards the dock worker
Skeleton without gun: "We were told by Jolly Roger himself to come down here and arrest you! Surrender now!"
Dockworker: "What for? I would like some proof!
Skeleton with gun aims gun at dockworker
Jack walks up behind skeletons
Jack: "What is all this talk of arresting this poor chap about?"
Skeleton with gun: "We were told to come down here and arrest a fellow by the name of 'Jake Sparrow'!
Skeleton without gun: "It's JACK Sparrow you dimwit!"
Skeleton with gun: "Ah, yes, Jack Sparrow!"
Jack: "Jack and I are good friends, would ye like to know where he be?"
Skeletons: "Aye!"
Jack: "Ok! He be... Right here!"
Jack unsheathes his cutlass and puts it up in a defensive move
Skeletons: "It's him! Don't let him get away!"
Jack slices the stomach of both skeletons with one slash
Jack to the dockworker: "Have a good day mate!"
Dockworker: "Bless your soul, Jack Sparrow!"
Jack: "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!"
THE END
Was that too long?