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Jack Sparrow: * Looks at the skellies * Gah! Good thing I put on some moisturizer today!
Undead 1: There he is Jack Sparrow!
Undead 2: You go get him you have the pistol.
Jack Sparrow: By a series of misfortune events I have no choice but to not let you capture me.
* Runs to the dockworker *
Dockworker: Arr hop in the box.
Jack Sparrow: Thanks, you'll probably need that err thing-a-ma-bob you have in your hand there. * Jumps in * Arr this is a horrible day, the rum's gone, I lost me beautiful ship, I met some bad men who don't wear moisturizer and most importantly, I lost me hat! Oh, forgot my catch phrase, This will be the day you almost caught Captain *box shuts and hits jack in the head *
Skeleton 1: Hey Jack Sparrow's getting away!
Jack Sparrow: That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow for your information.
Last edited by Dog Firestack; 07-21-2010 at 03:13 PM..
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