*
Jack Sparrow sharpens his sword*
Bandit: Is that Jack Sparrow!? I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!
Raider: Hey stupid... That is the guy we are supposed to KILL. Remember who we work for?
Bandit: ...Um... The Flying Dutchman??
Raider: NO! Jolly Roger!
Jack: Hey. I can give you my autograph. If you let me fry your friend.
Raider: Wha! No-
Bandit: Sure!
*
Sword slices through Raider*
Jack: Here you go!
Bandit: WOW! Thanks!
Jack: No, thank YOU.
Jack thinks:
You weren't the real problem anyways. 