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I have a private meeting with Darkhart, and he tells me that all the lost swords he and the rest of the bosses and tormenta buddies have been giving out are fake, and he has the real one. You all have fakes. He shows the real one to me, then I blow his brains out with my Grand Blunderbuss, take it, then sail all the way to Russia, dig a hole in the snow, find a cave, bury myself in it with a lifetimes supply of food and water, and sit there with the lost sword. My precioussssss.
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