A pretty good effort for only a two man show, I must admit!
If you would like, I'd be glad to put whatever time I have laying around, and act as a journalist of sorts:
Member Name: Captain Del
Pirate Name: Delmaria Darkskull
Guild Name: Partners N Crime
How long have you been in Pirates Online? 2 years and 7 months
How long have you been on Pirates Online Forums? A few days over 2 years
What job would you like? News journalist
Bob the Weird-O or Nooby Pirates?!?!: Must I choose?