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El Patron comes back to life and uses his magical powers to get his sword back.
El Patron: Gimme back me sword ye old landlubbers!!! Then he uses his magical powers which are so powerful that nothing can counteract them to send all of you into another realm where all that exists is a tiny island in the middle of an endless ocean, and as soon as you set foot in that water, a sea monster eats you. There is no possible way to escape this realm, and you are stuck there forever.
El Patron gives me his sword, and then goes back into his tomb. Then, because I'm just so generous, I warp a lost sword into your realm, so you can all fight over it there, and I can keep my lost sword in the real world.
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