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Run-on sentences are improper grammar, and therefore no, you didn't beat me.
Jack Sparrow, being the greedy pirate that he is, and more than a little crazy, decides that he (Joe) can't be trusted, and throws him overboard, resulting in his falling to bottom of the ocean -which strangely doesn't crush him- at which point a random shift in planar reality causes an abrasion in space-time, through which he falls into another dimension, providing an extra variable in the the alternate time-space reality; unfortunately, this causes the destruction of entire said universe, unraveling it, along with Joe's own time-space reality, and casting them into oblivion, causing the following effect: having passed into true non-existence, the two separate existences no longer exist, even in memory of the multi-verse; since they don't exist, of course neither existed to be thrown out of existence, forming a paradox, in which both existences both exist and don't exist, as is a paradox's wont, and since this is yet another one of my longer sentences, I ask again: can anyone, within grammatical limits, create a sentence as long as this one?
If you can understand this, please PM me your theory as to how this could happen.
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