I was thinking about saving you the agonizing pain of me posting my rambles on your welcome thread, but that's what makes Del Del.
Ahoy mate! Welcome to POF! I be Captain Del, one of the semi-normal semi-insame semi-megalomaniatic pirates on these here forums. By the looks of it, you've gotten to meet the peanut gallery - pay no attention to them. Stick with me and you'll be fine
Oh, just a reminder, you'll need to hand over all your rum before you can do anything. That's right, all of it. Don't be shy.
See ya around POF mate! And stay away from those trees....