Haha, I know you said you didn't want a present, and we normally save the funds for POTW, but I borrowed *cough* stole, pirates, y'know *cough* the guild funds to buy you this!
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Now that you've been promoted to a Senior Officer, I decided to get you a walker! It'll help you with your "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" moments. Remember, you might need to watch where you step, as you're one year older, and you're now a "Senior" Officer.
Yay, Lizzo! Let's all give her a hand!