One day he is in the shot, and he accidentally lights a match, and accidentally walks over towards the gunpowder barrel, and accidentally lights in on fire, causing the gunpowder barrel to accidentally explode, causing a chain reaction with all the other gunpowder barrels, which accidentally blow up as well, and they all send Joe accidentally flying out the roof, and he accidentally falls on top of Jolly Roger, who accidentally turns him into a skeleton; this causes Joe to accidentally run and scream, which accidentally makes Jolly mad, who accidentally runs him through with a sword and he accidentally says: "OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED JOE THE PIRATE! LOOKS LIKE ILL HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE HIM TO THE E.R." as he walks him, accidentally, to the emergency room, which causes Joe to accidentally wake up from his unconsciousness and accidentally slap Jolly across the face, which made Jolly angry, accidentally causing him to throw him into the Padres volcano, which accidentally erupted, which accidentally sent Joe flying into the sea, and he lands onto my ship, and I accidentally scream and run around yelling something about some idiot accidentally falling on my ship; I throw him off of course.... accidentally....
Is that longer? I might have made an ACCIDENT along the way
