Jeremy then wakes up ( for what the third time now? ) to find that his name was still Joe, to find that he was on the floor of a bar, to find that everything that had happened to him from the begging, was just an alergic reaction to his rum, to find that the year was 2010, a whole thread on Piratesonlineforums.com had been dedicated to his alergic reacgtion dreams, and to find that all of the previously said characters were from a child's MMORPG inspired by a Disney children's movie, therefore making his whole life worthless.
I think we can start story 3 now.
But I kept track of what everyone said and I will put it in the next post