Hmm, I guess I can try. It's about a person named McGrolly Grim (completely fictional... any relations to a real person is completely coincidental!)
When the sun and the moon align, it is a sign.
Old men tell the tale, of the one who made a sail
He got caught, he was sought,
He drowned, without a sound.
Now, he haunts the Caribbean.
All who look upon him will faint,
He will at first look like a saint.
Beware the old McGrolly Grim,
It is a curse to find him.
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