Well, I came up with an idea, actually. Fortunately, it breaks this little Greek Mythology pattern we have goin' on here...
Norrington's Blade
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Attack: 70
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King's Orders (Weapon Skill) - Momentarily boosts the attack of the weapons of all nearby allies by 10 points!
Critical Strike! - Low chance to deal Critical Damage!
Endurance +3