Sorry mate, ye not be getting any rum from me. Thats my rum... well, I guess ye can have a bit... *rolls in barrel of rum* That is some of my finest rum that I keep in my house, well hidden. I am going to start giving it to people on their birthdays. So please enjoy this rum, its very rare, and I know a person who can get this stuff, but thats my little secret
And erm, I think I will have to give some of this special rum cake that I baked myself... here ya go... and your present... hmm... *throws peanut at Monkeys* Happy Birthday!