Then all of the sudden TSC wakes up, realizing that all of this story about Joe and everything was a dream, and when he looks forward, he sees Davy Jones, who then stabs him with a sword!
A happy ending!
Just kidding around mate.
Real Continuation: At the wedding party, we all decide "Hey, why are we getting married? Lets call it off!" and then we just eat the cake like the animals we are