You know, I really want to emphasize this point. About 90% of the time, these jerks you encounter will not be very bright. Since this is the case, if you are a smart young (or old) pirate, you can easily outwit them. Outwitting them always can totally turn everything around. It goes from them being a jerk to you and them laughing at you, to them struggling and you laughing at them, as they try to say something smart. I always love doing this, especially if you don't say anything wrong. Lemme give a scenario:
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Jerkface: Hey noob!
you: Noob? Where?!
Jerkface: I'm looking right at him.
you: You mean the little fly buzzing between us? Aye, he is a noob isn't he.
Jerkface: Wow, I'm talking about you.
you: Me? A noob? Can you please define noob? Its a very broad term mate!
Jerkface: Why should I.
you: Why not?
Jerkface: A noob is defined by you.
you: If a noob is defined as "you", wouldn't that make you one as well? Or am I just mistaken?
Jerkface: Wow, your an idiot.
you: Mate, I would love to stay and chit chat with you, but I really must be off. I have a life to attend to. Anyways, I hope you enjoy your ban from the game! Fair winds!
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I must say, I had fun making that conversation.... anyway, see? You can get a good laugh out of it, and you can avoid causing any harm.