[Captain Del]

To the Tune of "Jingle Bells:"

Pirates We!

Sailin' through the seas,
With loot below me deck,
I have a nasty plan,
For the Navy on me back,
Yo-ho-ho!

Cannons blasting loud,
Sinking all in sight,
Oh how fun it is to plague the
Navy and Skeletons in fright, Oh!

Pillagin', Plunderin',
Cheatin' Pirates We,
Pickin' out the pockets of the
East India Com-pan-y, Yo!

Pillagin', Plunderin',
Cheatin' Pirates We!
Don't come crossin' our paths
Or next will yer soul be!

From 'Tuga to Padres,
Kingshead to the Cove,
We raid our way through,
Taking all yer gold!,
Mwhahaha!

The landlubbers got nothing,
Compared to our mighty valor,
The only thing you might not like
Is we tend to never shower, Yo!

Gamblin', Swindlin',
Fightin' Pirates We,
Pickin' out the pockets of the
East India Com-pan-y, Yo!

Pillagin', Plunderin',
Cheatin' Pirates We!
Free and fearsome freebooters
Of the Caribbean Sea!