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Originally Posted by Captain NightWolf
There are two ways with dealing with people that like to annoy and mutter "noob" frequently...
As the old saying goes, "kill 'em with kindness"...aka "Hey you're right! I am new to this! Perhaps YOU, with your vast knowledge, could help further me along in this most tedious of games?"
Or try this...just make sure you have a friend who's in on it to do this with you...
Annoying Person: You're such a noob!
Me: OMG, did he just call me a "noob" ?!?
Friend: Apparently he must be new to gaming or hasn't caught onto the latest trend...
Annoying Person: Huh?
Me: When you say the word "noob", you're pronouncing it wrong...
Friend: Yes, it's actually pronounced "No-Oh-Bee"...
Me: Y'know, like Garfield's friend Odie...it sounds like that...
Annoying Person: What?
Me: People are no longer called "noob" cause of the mis-pronounciation...
Friend: Nowadays the proper term is "Newper" which is short for new person...
Me: I think you're right...this guy hasn't gamed long or just doesn't know the new slang...
Friend: He's such a "Newper"...
Me: Yep...go away Newper until you learn the proper gaming terms...
Friend: LOL! Such a Newper!
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Wow that is such a great idea but you probably have to go over the dialogue first