Welcome.... uh... blondie! LOL. I second Cannonfury. Um yea. a couple basic rulez xD
1. Don't listen to Davy Fireskull. He just wants your rum.
2. Don't go stealing peoples rum. And keep a close eye on your own. You never know when someone might steal it. -cough-Davy-cough- huh?
3. We're all insane. There's no use in trying to stay sane in anyway or form. And I can tell you already have gone over this rule
4. I'll add this one for Davy, as he forgot about it. The Monster needs his meat. Always be prepared with meat!
And there are plenty others that I am currently too lazy to type up
Now on with the celebration!