[Captain Del]

Ah, so I've seen the big mates at the shop finally finished up the decorations! Har har har!

But honestly, mateys, happy holidays to all of ye! Just, whatever ye do, stay away from those vile Christmas trees, aye? Those vermins be just as bad as their cousins.... those knaves....

And remember, be a good ole pirate... plundering, looting 'n such.... or else, I'll be swift in sending out me sea turtles after ye!