Alright, I'm just gonna write the chapter cuz the changes that would have been made to your chapter, it wouldn't have been the same chapter. ANYWHO, enjoy!
Warning: Some graphic moments. Cuz i mean, they ARE raiding a fort.
False Hopez
"Tis iz gona be a LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG search." George told them. He had a bit of anticipation in his voice, because there was a chance that they were holding the burrito here. They decided to let Britney go first as a distraction. He didn't argue, after all, he is just stumbling around and screaming his brains out.Britney ran in, grasping his hair, eyes wide, and screaming loud enough to break the sounds barrier. Several soldiers collapsed and blood started running from their ears. Their brains must have exploded. The ones who didn't pass out all turned their bayonets and aimed them at Britney, all at the same exact time. They started closing in.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" George yelled before charging the crowd. Everyone looked at each other, wondering what kind of battle cry moo was, but they went with it and ran in after him. George was waving the lost sword above his head, but he didn't make much of an impression on the navy already. One stabbed at George with their bayonet. George tripped over something (nothing actually. Thats how big a noob he is) and came down, slicing the man's toes off. George got himself up slowly, in a noob fashion, and then watched as the soldier scream just as loud as Britney and then faint. He wasn't dead though.
Banana was graceful, even if she used a rusty cutlass. She hacked the Veteran's hand off, but the problem was he was right handed, not left. He knocked the sword out of Banana's hand, and was about to bring his sword down on her, but George came flying out of nowhere and tackled the man. He got up and told him,
"Oh snapz! U juzt got ur butt PWNED!" He then continued by flexing. When George had saved Banana, he accidentally made the soldier hit his head on a rock, so there was another, possibly dead.
Britney was curled up in a ball over in the corner. There were only two soldiers that he had to worry about. But they both weren't doing anything but staring at him with questionable faces. One poked Britney in the knee, the place that he was named after.
"Should we just kill him?" One asked the other.
"Why not." They were both about to bring their bayonets, and run them through Britney's stomach, but then, two bottles, one for each man, were smashed against their heads. They crumpled to the ground. One started coughing up blood, the other was dead for sure. I wouldn't be surprised. Do you know how thick those bottles were back then? No? Well I'll tell ya this. TOO think.
Anton was a BEAST. He didn't need no sharp pointy object to win his fights. He was so fast and so small, not even the worlds BEST ninja could slice him in half mid-air. He flew up one soldier's nose, and before he could realize that there was a super strong ladybug up his nose, it was halfway across the fort. Yea, that's right, Anton just freakin' ripped a dude's nose off. He grabbed his face and stumbled along before Anton gave him a nice kick and he followed his nose.
Soon, mostly by luck, the group defeated everyone in the main area.
"Well that *hic* was exciting!" Brandy yelled. He hasn't been sober for 7 years, of course he's going to yell.
"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Britney screamed from somewhere off in his corner.
"Shutz ur faceness Britney
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"Well I don't think we HAVE to bring Britney with us to continue our raid do we?" Banana asked.
"Noez, me no think so." George responded. But Britney DID come, he got up and followed the crew, eyes wide, and muttering some mumbo-jumbo to himself. They sneaked along, every once in a while having Brandy bash someone's head with a bottle. They eventually came to this bridge sort of thing where there were high ranking soldiers like Dragoons and Officers. They sent Britney running at them. He basically scared them out of their pants and sent them over the side. After making sure that the coast was clear, they all ran further into the heart of the fort. They eventually came to a room, and in the center of the room was a shrine. And on that shrine lay a burrito. But was it THE Burrito?
"No way." Anton told them as he flew up to it and sniffed it. "It's a fake, a trap, someone knew we were coming." Just then they all heard the clicking of loaded muskets. They turned around to see a large group of soldiers, all aiming their guns at the crew. I'm pretty sure Brandy didn't have anymore bottles to bash heads.
This one is longer then it looks, because there wasn't as much dialog. And sorry if it wasn't as funny as usual, I tried to get a semi-epic/funny battle in there. Combining the two is kinda hard ._. ANYWHO, next chapter coming whenever Davy can get it out, hehe.