Ahoy there Dog! Welcome to the forums! Tell me, are you a fine ole pirate like you seem to be, or are you one of those heartless money-brugging spies who everyday try to infiltrate my home and steal my secret chocolate recipe, which I spent all of my life and my saving's slaving over to perfect?
...A pirate? Good!
Kick back, relax, and enjoy the forums! If you ever need anything, just Private Message myself, or any of the other fine members that lurk in these waters.
And Jason, don't try to weasel out of your shift on Tuesday. Wednesday is fine
