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45 bottles. Thought I meant to give you my rum? Heavens no!
Hear ye! Hear ye! From this day forth, the high rum taxes have been thrust down! No longer are the minions required to pay that tax, and instead, I will play you! Yes, YOU a barrel a month! The payment shall begin immediately!
As long as you serve me faithfully and well and give me a filled bottle of rum each month in thanks. You all may rejoice, as long as fellow rum master Crest agrees to this plan!
Signed,
Jack Shipsteel
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