|
I ban Sharky for not studying Banism.
Long ago, before your father's father's father's father's father's great grandfather once removed father's grandfather was even thinking about being born, there was a man, who was unlike any other. His name, was BANCULES. His brother, Hercules, was nothing compared to him. He had reached Ban-Nirvana, the ability to ban people into non-exsistence. He rarely used the power, but was very capable of doing so. When he was nigh upon 3 scores old, he began crafting a dozen weapons SO powerful, they could make any normal banner weep. Where did he get the materials? From the great throne he sat upon. He spent his last years forging these weapons, and when he finished the last weapon, the Ban Hammer, he collapsed. Several hours later, he died of exhaustion.
Many years have passed since his dying day, and many of the weapons are scattered across the globe, hidden from the populace. Only 4 are known to be in human hands. The Blade of Bannification, The Befuddling Ban Laser, The Benign Ban Hammer, and The Blinding Ban Blunderbuss.
A prophecy has come about, saying any to unite half of these weapons can be capable of finding Ban-Nirvana. Some find it purely ficticious, and others, an omen. One thing can not be mistaken, however... whoever holds these weapons are at least slightly better, or luckier, than his Ban Counterparts.
Just tell me when you want to hear of the next hero, Amerigo Banspucci.
|