Nice?! NICE?! AH HA! You have a lot to learn, dear Selena.
Where are my manners? Welcome to the forums mate! Glad to have you here! We have many fine and not so fine pirates to take advice from. I happen to be one of those fine ones...
Some advice!
- Give me your rum. I'll keep it safe from all those rum thieves out there.
- Just listen to me, and you'll stay somewhat sane. Nobody is completely sane here.
- See that meat over there? Yeah, the greenish meat. Don't go anywhere near it. Just don't ask why.
Here! Have some rum! From my own stash!
