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Originally Posted by Samantha Wildhound
can ya cook and do laundry?
might have a few jobs if so 
welcome btw! |
I can cook a mean breakfast and I can do some laundry--but only whites on account of tragic memory of an early laundry accident of my early childhood, involving a red bandana and the shame of having to wear a pink eyepatch.
Also, I don't do portholes.