You all act like Disney is doing this intentionally.
The reason Test has been closed for so long is because of all the reports we sent to Disney so quickly. They want to make sure that they can filter out as many bugs as possible in a single maintenance, so they don't have to repeatedly stop the servers, fix the glitch, and reopen them over, and over, and over. And before anybody says, "Well can't they just open it anyway with the glitches?", no, they can't. Test isn't made for playing - it's made for Testing. We shouldn't treat Test as a game as a privilege, and a privilege as it is a responsibility.
The bugs in Open is more than likely Disney's attempt to due a few overhauls of the database to prepare the game for Infamy. Trust me, we may be suffering now, but it wouldn't hold a candle to what we would be dealing with if they released Infamy to an unprepared POTCO.
In the mean time, just be patient, and relax. Go read a book. Watch TV with your family. Listen to the new Lady Gaga single (
) If you consume yourself with waiting, it'll only feel longer.