Omigosh!!! I can't forget today!!!
Happy Birthday Chris Ironhawk!!!
Chris Ironhawk, our own Constance Bilgehogge, has loved us ever since he joined us a few months back. Chris is a dedicated guild member, and is and always will be a Shadow Sorceror! Happy Birthday mate! I hope that you have The Time of your life, filled with XOXOXO's from your loved ones, cuz I Gotta Feeling that this will be a great one! This will be The Best One Yet, so may your birthday be filled with happiness, joy, loot, rum, and the blood of your enemies! Happy Birthday Chris! Enjoy my special rum cake to you! Don't worry, I used Crest's rum (shh!!) so you don't have to worry about catching Billy-itis.
And Chris, if you didn't notice my BEP references there, I will be furious