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I ban the previous debate on nicknames. Let's submit my resume!
Jack Shipsteel
Aliases: Jack, Cap'n Jack, Jack Jack, Jak, Jak Jak, Jackie, Jacko, Wackie Jackie, Jackie Wackie, Wacko Jacko, Jacko Wacko, The Rum Master # 2, Your Overlord, Abstergo Agent #47394585, HeWhoDrinksRum, Rum Lover, Insane, Jack of all Trades.
Quotes:
"The problem with reality is that there's no background music."
"5 out of 5 doctors reccomend that the best way to stay healthy is to never anger me."
"Nothing is something, something is anything, anything is everything, but everything is nothing."
Criminal Record:
57 accounts of Piracy.
765 accounts of Theft.
4768 accounts of Sailing while intoxicated.
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