[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Welcome Louie! I'd like to start off with saying this: Whatever they say about rum is a lie! All the rum they have is mine! Mine I tell you! So I'll give you a starter kit (of rum) and I expect you to give it back to me whenever I say MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
And I know by now you may think I've had too much rum, but I can never have to much!!!!!! So here's the starter kit -hands LW the kit- and I expect you to use this rum to the best of your abilites... What does that mean??? Figure out!
And lastly, don't listen to anyone, not even me!