Oh. My. God.
The Catacombs- are empty!
I was there, it was very hot, i saw lava filling all the holes on the ground, the crazed navy man, i saw him. I felt bad for him, i gave him the chance to become a pirate, who he is now, working under me as a member of Investigating Caribbean. The Catacombs were too way hot. if me and the navy guy didnt leave in seconds, we were doomed because lava filled the catacombs... yah know, after the last explosion, the catacombs were the most underground caves... its happening you know... The Volcano Explodes this sunday if you dont stop miners and we dont explode Underground magma cave, which is still safe from the magma due to the hard walls. if lava fills it, we. are. doomed. We are already filled half of the cave with rum, wood, and other stuff that burns easily.The Residents strangely now wear summer clothes, and most of them only in innerwear in home... its too hot you know, we do this in the middle of summer, they do this whenever the volcano explodes. The fish supply is very low at padres, most of the fish now stay away due to the veeery hot waters. Padres raid needs to be succesful or we are totally doomed.
Today, i was talking to me crew in the red tiger who was docked to padres currently, we felt a ripple. After getting data, we came to the point that a minor quake has happened in the middle of the crater of padres volcano. One of my crew member said this: "This is madness, we cant stay at padres. Jeez man THIS IS A VOLCANO EXPLODING AND WE ARE DOCKING THE SHIP TO IT!". Us, The peolpe who are working for you currently, have their ships docked to a island which is gonna get a 10.1 earthquake as well as a volcano explosion. Doesn't that sound ridiculous?. Also, One a Side note, we need to take rum from the rum cellar, please ask jack sparrow abt it.
Pictures?
The first one is the image of padres volcano after the earthquake. the second one is the padres jungle, or what is left of it. Third is the Jungle again. Fourth is the Last Explosion of Padres Volcano. These were taken by our computer controlled helicopter. Computer and helicopters are some machines we just invented XD.
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