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Old 03-14-2011, 06:04 AM
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Alright. FINALLY. Because Davy reminded me lol.


Bad Buggiez

George did not want to go. No. Not at all. But Anton made him. Literally.

"You will go without asking, now get in the dang boat!" He yelled.

"NUUUUUUUUU!!!" George screamed. Anton chose the easy way around. He kicked him into the dinghy. George landed in the small boat, and cracked it even more then it already was. Brandy followed next by tripping over the side rail. Then Banana who just jumped down. Anton dragged Britney into the boat. They dropped down into the ocean and Brandy rowed. After drunkly moving along, they were only maybe 10 meters from the shore. All of a sudden, something under them shot upward and threw the boat and the people inside it, flying through the air. Anton stopped in mid air and started flying. He looked around and saw George sinking underwater. He was fighting the urge to let him drown, but he decided to get him. He dove down, grabbed George's belt, and swam upward. As soon as George broke the surface, he was screaming like there was no tomorrow. Anton slapped him a couple times and he shut up. He resumed the rescue and swam him ashore. They others were waiting, and none of them but Brandy looked very happy.

"Banana, go figure out what the hell that was. And take Britney with you." Anton ordered her.

"WHAT?!? You want me to take HIM?!?" She protested.

"Do it!" He yelled at her. His patience was wearing off. Banana stomped her foot in frustration. She kicked Britney in the ribs and started walking away. Britney followed slowly behind, crawling.

"Me iz gonna go kill sum bad buggiez." George told Anton before taking out his Lost Sword and disappearing behind a large rock. Anton didn't stop him. He didn't care, he was fed up with everything. With George. With the quest. With The Burrito. He then realized how tired he was. Looking at Brandy who stumbled around drunkly, he started falling asleep. Before his eyes could completely close, Banana came running up, screaming and dragging Britney. But Britney didn't look so good. All the skin and muscle on his right light was completely gone, leaving just the stub of a bone. Behind them stood a massive crab. I'm talking freakin' the size of George's ship. Yes, George's ship is small, but that's HUGE for a crab.

"Start working on fixing him! I'll take care of the crab!" Anton yelled at Banana over the loud breathing of the beast. He flew up to it and started looking for ways to harm or kill it. It had a pretty think shell, considering it's size, so breaking it was off the list. He then noticed how thin it's legs were.

"who's hungry?" He said to himself. He flew to the legs and started pulling on one. In snapped with a loud bang. A smile spread across his face as he listened to the cry of the giant crab. He flew over to the next leg, but before he could snap it, George came from behind the rock, once again ruining another plan. He was red and bumpy, definitely stung multiple time. He ran up to Brandy and screamed in his face. He ran up to Banana and Britney and screamed in their faces. Even Britney stared at him. George then spun around and screamed right in the crab's face. The huge beast just stood and stared as George ran in circles and screamed for 5 minutes, until he collapsed. The crab just turned around and tried to run, but limped away instead.

"Sad. I was looking forward to having crab for dinner." Anton said to the others. He then flew over and started helping Banana with Britney. Everyone ignored George. He was starting to get puffier. He might even explode. Oh well. That's what you get for being a noob.

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Well I hope you enjoyed that chapter! I'm sorry about the huge delay. I wasn't very busy these past few days, I've just been kinda lazy with it. ANYWHO, next chapter whenever Davy writes it.