New chapter again! As I had left you waiting for two months before, I feel guilty, and Davy is persisting xD Anywho, I give you....
Teh Mighty Jungle
The small crew had stopped Britney's bleeding. Which was good, even if half his leg was gone. George was still lying there unconscious. Anton flew up to him, and kicked him. George flew 15 feet through the air, and when he landed, all the red lumps on him exploded like zits. It was like puke fireworks, without the fire or loud boom.
"Well that solves one problem." Anton said trying not to laugh at the spectacle.
"AAAAaaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhhh........." George let out, screaming at first, but then yawning a cry of relief. He stood up and brushed the sand off him before turning towards his team. Everyone but Anton had a look of disgust on their face. Then George started talking and they scrunched their faces even more.
"OOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIEEEEE. So we peepz is gunna go an esplore that big place with lots of trees and we iz gunna try an find teh burro."
"Burrito," Anton corrected him.
"Yah, dat thingy" He then noticed one last bump on his shoulder. He grabbed it with his hand and squeezed it, causing it to explode in his face. "HA! Hahuhahuhahuhahuha!" He attempted laughing, but just choked on all the juices that were covering his face.
"Well on that bombshell, shall we follow 'captain's' orders?" Anton asked, turning to the others.
"Aye."
"A *hic* ye"
"AAAAHHHH...ye"
And with Britney's final scream/response, they set off into the dangerous unknown.
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"ARE WE DERE YUT?!?" George whined.
"DANG IT! NO! We aren't there yet!" Anton was starting to regret following George's orders.
"I think he *hic* is over exc *hic* ited about the *hic* Burrito." Brandy reminded Anton.
"Or he could just be the noob that we know him as," Banana said, joining the conversation.
"I don't care about this anymore. Let's just find this stupid Burrito." Anton muttered, flying ahead of the others.
They came to a large opening with some trees off to the left, a pile of rocks in the center, and thicker jungle off to the right. Banana helped Britney over to the pile of rocks, and set him down there.
"He needs rest. He's just lost half his leg and a bunch of blood." Banana told Anton.
"When did you become a doctor?"
"You don't need to be a doctor to tell that this guy is dying." She said this, getting quieter at the end. She helped him sit down.
"GAHHHH!!!! Watch the stub!" Britney shouted.
"Whoa, he speaks!" Banana screamed with excitement.
While all of this was happening, George was wandering off to the left, towards the smaller trees. He was starting to get tired. He found a tree that was short enough for a noob like him to climb up. Sitting on a thick branch was a nest of sorts. It looked like a nice place to sleep, so he climbed in. This is where it is confirmed that George is a total idiot.
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With Britney well rested, the others curved off to the right, away from George. It's kinda funny how this happens like this, huh? I guess no one really pays attention to George anymore. It's a bad habit. He tends to get in a lot of trouble.
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George woke up, sort of. He was having a dream that all the toothpicks in the world were being poked into him. His eyes flew open and he was surrounded by REALLY. BIG. BUGZ. He looked down at his body. Just about every part of him that could get stung, was.
"OOOOOH. More of dem bumpys to poke!" He started popping them, one by one, but they seemed never ending. Then he noticed the giant wasps again.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!!!!" He leaped out of the tree. Or more like waved his arms and legs and fell flat on his face. He rolled around for a while, sort of like he was on fire. Finally, he stood up shakily, and ran, stumbling and screaming.
After a while, he had found a small waterfall and pool. He ran into the pool and started noobing it up. The fresh, clean water started turning into a pus filled, giant bowl of snot. He walked under the waterfall, and on the other side, was something his small brain took time to process. On the other side, was a Burrito. He instantly ran up to it and ate it. But before he could take his second bite, he froze, and dropped the Burrito. He had a strange look in his eyes.
And then he had an epic vision.
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And there is your chapter! It's a little longer then my past ones, but not by much. I need more drive to write o.o ANYWHO, I hope you enjoyed it and Davy is next!