The Short-Lived Love of Chris and Molly
Okay mates... Something crazy happened tonight. You see, Chris was being a TOTAL flirt (love ya mate), and so he asks Molly this: "Molly, ¿quieres casarte conmigo?" For those of you who don't know Spanish, it means "Molly, will you marry me?" (essentially). I'd give you chat of this, but it's far too long. However, please note that while Chris said this, Enrique, Molly's husband, was also on.
Molly says that 1) Chris has to ask her dad, which Enrique did at some point, 2) If Chris can get a bigger ring than the one she currently has, 3) And if Chris' allowance can pay for her shopping bills. I quote: "Will it fund my purse and shoe collection?"
That is where we witnessed Molly and Enrique break up. Molly says, "Ok um I hate to do this since you're sitting next to me, but I'm sorry Enrique, this just isn't working out." Right in front of the entire guild. Ouch. Of course, Enrique needs to rebound, so he asks
me, who has been on the sides of guild chat laughing, what I'm doing Friday night. I regretfully informed him that I was already taken.
I told him I'd look through my contacts for him, though.
The conversation led to the transfer of all of Molly's things (Shoe and purse collection, along with her cars) to Chris' mom's. Based off of what Enrique says, Chris is going to have to clean out his garage for all this stuff. Enrique pat Chris on the back and wished him luck, hahaha.
Now this is where the screenshots come in. Alice and I argued about who was going to oversee their ceremony (Not who got to, but who WOULDN'T. We both figured we would kinda fail.) Somehow, I lost. My little... whatever vow thingies they're called went essentially like this. "Do you Christopher Ironhawk/Molly Mcgrim take this batch of pixels to be your piratey wedded wife/husband, 'til Disney parts you?" Shnazzy huh? I should do more weddings. So it went all fine and dandy, y'know...and we have to incorporate PNC in there, aye?
Such things can't last forever, however. Molly's true love is Enrique, after all. Chris, being the smarticle little bloke he is, realizes this.
Doesn't mean it had to end WELL, though. This could have something to do with Chris almost letting Molly die while she was AFK though...
He got over it, though, and finally, all was set right.
THE END