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Old 04-14-2011, 12:21 AM
Jack Shipsteel Jack Shipsteel is offline
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Tormenta Cave
Posts: 214
My Mood: Balanced
Jack Shipsteel is a pirate wannabe
25 bottles. No. I have an announcement.

To all WJARR Employees-

Due to a recent lack of discipline, and lack of rum, a whole escapade had occured. I cannot find it within my powers to keep you mates in line all the time.

Therefore, I am resigning a CEO/Chairman/President of Wackie Jackie's Army for Rum Replication. I am firing all employees, and relinquising them of their rum paycheck.

Apologies,

Jack Shipsteel AKA Wackie Jackie