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Savvy, you're a good friend of mine. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have a great one! Another year older, another year wiser... or apparently another year where you need walking assistance.
I couldn't really think of anything to get you, so I got you this! You can't go wrong with a monkey with glasses!