05-04-2011, 08:30 PM
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GM of Elite Thievery Co.
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: On My Pirate Ship
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And if you order now!!
The Sword of Triton!
It slices, it dices! It makes julian fries in seconds!
But wait, that's not all!
- Use it to cut your kids hair
- trim your beard
- slice a can
- slice a watermelon
- cut down a stump
- cut down a Mercenary
- as a doorstop
- as a paper weight
- as a boat anchor
- as a walking stick
- help keep those pesky undead at bay
- use it to control your zombie crew!
What CAN'T this amazing sword do!?
But, if you order now - receive this Rusty Cabaset ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right! So, what are you waiting for?! Weigh anchor and pick up YOUR Sword of Triton today!
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