Thread: Triton Sword-Powerful, or Junk?
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Old 05-05-2011, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Eliza Creststeel View Post
The Sword of Triton!


It slices, it dices! It makes julian fries in seconds!

But wait, that's not all!
  • Use it to cut your kids hair
  • trim your beard
  • slice a can
  • slice a watermelon
  • cut down a stump
  • cut down a Mercenary
  • as a doorstop
  • as a paper weight
  • as a boat anchor
  • as a walking stick
  • help keep those pesky undead at bay
  • use it to control your zombie crew!

What CAN'T this amazing sword do!?

But, if you order now - receive this Rusty Cabaset ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right! So, what are you waiting for?! Weigh anchor and pick up YOUR Sword of Triton today!
ROFL!