at HammyTheSquirrel's post following mine! You are very... creative, if that's the right adjective.
Right, who's my next victim?
I climb aboard the ship and find you on the top deck. You decide I'm up to no good and pull your cutlass out. There is an epic battle, and just as we are both getting tired, I have a flash of inspiration and swipe your trousers with my sword, making them fall down and reveal Elizabeth Swann heart undies! You are so embarrassed, you jump into the sea and you're never seen again.
ICOTS.